Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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