maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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