i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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