I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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