The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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