the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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