I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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