Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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