why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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