love makes seman taste better
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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