I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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