how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize