matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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