That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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