I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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