office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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