is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
vagina is talking i cant
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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