Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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