ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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