oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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