How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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