the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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