turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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