Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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