I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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