She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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