I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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