okay pat passed out under dana's car
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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