i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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