Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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