I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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