I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I wish i was in the wii world.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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