Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
how does that bad decision feel?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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