That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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