kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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