Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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