I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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