From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Randomize
