Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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