Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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