Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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