It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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