I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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