I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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