meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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