how can u be prego again
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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