so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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