I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Terrible idea I love it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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