rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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