Don't you send me to vm
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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