don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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