GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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