After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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