I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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