At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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