Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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