Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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