i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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go home
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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